You know you’re an urban fantasy reader when…

• You love eating meals with lots of garlic because it protects you from vampires.

• When you see a kid in a school uniform, you wonder what kind of magic they’re studying.
• Your bookshelf is full of novels with magic-wielding, badass-looking women on the cover.
• Going out when the moon is full makes you nervous.

• Whenever you’re at a nightclub, you pick out the people most likely to be vampires.
• You see an animal acting strangely and wonder if it’s a shifter.

• You could write a dissertation on folklore thanks to all the urban fantasy novels you’ve read.
• (That dissertation would be horribly inaccurate since authors take liberties with folklore when building their worlds.)
• You want to be cremated so a necromancer can’t resurrect you as a zombie.
• Half the jewelry you own looks like magical charms and amulets.

What else should be on this list? Share your ideas in the comments!