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Letters to the Exorcist: Bigfoots or Bigfeet?

Evil spirit haunting your house? Demon possessing a friend or family member? Call Bea Romo Reyes, freelance exorcist and paranormal consultant.

This is a look at her inbox.


To: romoexorcist@protonmail.com

From: [REDACTED]

Subject: Need Bigfoot Exterminator

Hello,

You need to get over here ASAP. I thought it was a raccoon messing with my trash cans, but I checked the security camera footage from the side of the house, and it’s BIGFOOT. Can you get rid of him?

Thanks,

Gordon [REDACTED]


To: [REDACTED]

From: romoexorcist@protonmail.com

Subject: Re: Need Bigfoot Exterminator

Gordon,

Like it says on my website, I don’t do Bigfoots. Bigfeet? Whatever they are, I don’t mess with them.

Do a Google search, and I’m sure you’ll find some Bigfoot hunters who can help.

Regards,

Bea Romo Reyes

Freelance Exorcist and Paranormal Consultant


To: romoexorcist@protonmail.com

From: [REDACTED]

Subject: Re: Need Bigfoot Exterminator

Are you kidding me? My life is in danger from a literal monster, and you’re not even going to come out and take a look?!!

Well, screw you, lady. I’ve got a gun, and I’ll take care of this problem myself.


To: [REDACTED]

From: romoexorcist@protonmail.com

Subject: Re: Need Bigfoot Exterminator

Gordon,

If all he’s doing is going through your trash, he’s probably just hungry. Are you really going to kill him for that? Seems a bit murdery.

Bea Romo Reyes

Freelance Exorcist and Paranormal Consultant


To: romoexorcist@protonmail.com

From: [REDACTED]

Subject: Re: Need Bigfoot Exterminator

Never mind. It was my neighbor Hank in a costume.


To: [REDACTED]

From: romoexorcist@protonmail.com

Subject: Re: Need Bigfoot Exterminator

Well, I hope you didn’t shoot him.


The moral of the story: don’t shoot Bigfoot. He’s gentle. 😉

If you’re looking for a longer story featuring Bea, check out The Memory of Ghosts.

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